Meghan Markle, the Duchess of drama herself, has apparently been caught screaming that she’s the new Princess Diana. But is she really fit to step into the iconic shoes of the beloved people’s princess? Let’s dive into the drama, the envy, and the audacity that define Meghan’s royal journey.

Well-known royal biographer Tom Bower recently revealed in the book “House of Beckham” that after her marriage to Prince Harry, Meghan Markle came to see herself as the “new Diana.”

The Spotlight and the Vegemite Sandwich

According to Tom Bower, our resident Royal gossip digger, Meghan got a taste of the spotlight during her Australian tour and suddenly thought she was the second coming of Diana. It’s like she took one bite of a Vegemite sandwich and decided she was the Queen of Hearts. But here’s the kicker: Meghan was apparently miffed that she was subservient to Kate in the Royal pecking order. Well, excuse me, Your Highness, but that’s monarchy for you. It’s not a democracy where you can campaign your way to the top.

The New Diana? Not Quite

Let’s talk about this new Diana business. Diana was unique. She was special. And frankly, Meghan, you’re no Diana. You can’t just declare yourself the new version of someone else. There’s no princess factory churning out Diana 2.0. But wait, there’s more. Apparently, our Duchess of delusion was also green with envy over Victoria Beckham’s wealth. Marrying into the British royal family and worrying about keeping up with Posh Spice? That’s like winning the lottery and being jealous of your neighbor’s new car.

Hypocrisy and Audacity

Meghan claimed she wanted privacy, yet here she is allegedly screaming about being the new Diana and sulking over the Beckhams’ wealth. The hypocrisy is enough to make your head spin. And speaking of audacity, Meghan flounced off to California with Harry in tow, upset that she’s not as wealthy as the Beckhams. Cry me a river, sweetheart.

Harry: From Cheeky Prince to Puppet

Poor Harry – he’s like a puppet on a string, dancing to Meghan’s tune. He’s gone from being the cheeky, lovable prince to, well, whatever he is now – a shadow of his former self, spouting off about living authentically while his wife apparently dreams of being his dead mother. It’s not just sad, it’s downright creepy.

The Transparent Role

Meghan seems to be playing a role – the hard-done-by royal, the misunderstood Duchess, the voice of a generation. But we can see right through it. It’s as transparent as the Emperor’s New Clothes and about as convincing.

Diana’s Legacy

Diana earned her place in people’s hearts. She worked tirelessly for charitable causes, connecting with people on a genuine level. She wasn’t out there trying to be someone else or competing with other celebrities. She was just Diana. Meghan, on the other hand, is a different story.

The Reverse Cinderella

Diana never chose to leave the royal family. She continued to work for her charities, to be there for William and Harry. Meghan? She couldn’t get out of Britain fast enough. She was like Cinderella in reverse, turning her glass slipper into a pumpkin and high-tailing it back to LA.

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‘GREEDY’ MEGHAN MARKLE IS ‘BEING LAUGHED OUT OF HOLLYWOOD’ BY A-LISTERS: SOURCE

Meghan Markle might be one of the most famous women on the planet — but Hollywood power players are purportedly less than impressed with her showbiz prowess.

The Duchess of Sussex, 42, is said to be scrambling after the launch of her forthcoming podcast with Lemonada Media was reportedly pushed back to next year.

According to In Touch, honchos at the company put the project on pause for fear that the upcoming launch of her lifestyle brand, American Riviera Orchard, would take attention away from her audio endeavors.

“Meghan gets greedy,” an inside source told the publication.

“She wants everything all at once, and it’s backfiring on her again. She’s become a total joke and is overplaying her hand.”

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is said to be scrambling after the launch of her forthcoming podcast with Lemonada Media was reportedly pushed back to next year.Jack Plunkett/Invision/AP 

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Markle’s Spotify series “Archetypes” was not renewed for a second season.Spotify
Lemonada execs are also allegedly worried that Markle’s upcoming Netflix cooking show will divert attention from the podcast. 

“That clearly didn’t go down well with Lemonada,” the source stated.

“They surely expected to be Meghan’s priority project, but she must have decided she had bigger fish to fry with Netflix.”

The purported pushback of the podcast comes after Markle’s Spotify series “Archetypes” was not renewed for a second season.

The source says Markle now desperately needs a hit with her Netflix show or her lifestyle brand in order to prove that she and husband Prince Harry are still viable in Hollywood.

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Harry and Meghan are in desperate need of a hit, an insider says.REUTERS
However, the insider isn’t holding out hope.

“Almost everything they’ve tried has ended in disaster,” they tartly declared.

Meanwhile, one well-placed source in Tinseltown told In Touch that A-listers have little respect for the Duchess, who commands big bucks for her content.

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“Hollywood is glam and glitz on the outside, but the real stars have worked hard for their success — and you get the impression hard work isn’t really Meghan’s thing,” the anonymous source says.

“Now, after all her failures, those A-listers — and the royals — are laughing at her!”

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WHY PRINCESS ANNE WAITED 36 YEARS FOR ROYAL TITLE FROM QUEEN

PRINCESS ANNE has one of the most unique titles in the Royal Family as Princess Royal. So why did she have to wait 36 years before the Queen granted her the prestigious honour?

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Princess Anne was given a Princess title when she was born, as her mother would later ascend the throne as Queen Elizabeth II. But unlike her three brothers, Prince Charles, Prince Andrew and Prince Edward, Princess Anne did not get a new royal title on her wedding day. She also had to wait nearly four decades before the Queen eventually gifted her the Princess Royal title.

Why did Princess Anne not get a title when she married?

Princess Anne was the first of her four royal siblings to tie the knot when she married Captain Mark Phillips in 1973.

Despite being the only daughter of the Queen, Princess Anne and her husband were not given new royal titles upon their marriage.

The Queen is thought to have offered Anne and Mark a title, but they are believed to have turned the offer down.

Why Princess Anne waited 36 years for royal title from Queen (Image: GETTY)

Princess Anne holds the title of Princess Royal (Image: GETTY)

For this reason, Anne and Mark’s two children, Peter Phillips and Zara Tindall, were born without royal titles too.

Under a Letters Patent issued by King George V in 1917, only the children of the monarch, and the grandchildren of the monarch through the male line, are eligible for Prince and Princess titles.

So as the grandchildren of the monarch through the female line, Peter and Zara were simply titled Master and Miss.

Sports star Zara has spoken warmly of her parent’s decision not to give them titles, telling The Times a few years ago: “I’m very lucky that both my parents decided to not use the title and we grew up and did all the things that gave us the opportunity to do.”

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Why did Princess Anne get the Princess Royal title?

Like the Prince of Wales title, the Princess Royal title is very unique.

With its first use in the British Royal Family recorded in the 1600s, the Princess Royal title is normally given to the eldest daughter of the reigning sovereign.

The title is life-long, and the previous holder before Anne was Princess Mary, the sister of King George VI.

The next holder of the Princess Royal title is likely to be Princess Charlotte (Image: GETTY)

When Princess Mary died in 1965, the title became vacant until it was given to Princess Anne in 1987.

When the Queen finally gave Anne the Princess Royal title, she was 36 years old.

The reason Anne had to wait for the title is due to the fact the Princess Royal title is not an automatic appointment.

The allocation of the Princess Royal title, much like the Prince of Wales title, is dependent on the whim of the monarch.

Will Zara Tindall be the next Princess Royal?

Although some royal titles pass down the male line, Princess Anne’s Princess Royal title will revert back to the Crown upon her death.

So the title will not be passed on to Anne’s only daughter, Zara Tindall.

The next holder of the Princess Royal title is likely to be Princess Charlotte, as one day she will be the only daughter of a King when Prince William ascends the throne.